Half-crazed · ramblings

Voltaire, Philosophical Dictionary: http://oll.libertyfund.org/ToC/0370.php

Analysis of the Personality of Adolph Hitler: With Predictions of His Future Behavior and Suggestions
for Dealing with Him Now and After Germany's Surrender; http://www.lawschool.cornell.edu/library/donovan/hitler/

Read and behold a tale written by that master story teller Harlan Ellison. Called “I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream,” it is about a group of five people who are slaves to a sentient, almost god-like computer that killed the rest of the human race and now takes eternal vengeance upon these poor souls for the fact that the human race allowed it to be born in the first place. It tortures these people by killing them in horrible ways and them brining them back to life. It has destroyed them in physical and mental ways. The final solution to this hell is interesting...

http://www.scifi.com/scifiction/classics/classics_archive/ellison/ellison1.html

"cogito ergo sum" (there is a reason why this is appropriate)

Today marks the 75th anniversary of the Smoot-Hawley Tariff Act which led to the collapse of world trade. Our congress enacted a great wall of tariffs that, in accordance with reciprocity, led every other nation to do the same. This law is an eternal lesson that we should be mindful of enacting tariffs. When every economist across the nation is telling you that something is a bad idea, it would be wise to listen to them. This bill that was meant to help the American farm industry, led to its downfall.

I have gone on a sausage kick as of late. Polish sausage, Bratwurst, knockwurst, ect. In related news my Pater is talking me to a European restaurant tomorrow before we go see Batman begins.

Thus ends a pointless post…

Three types of morality (the list may not be complete)

-doing right because you know it to be right
-doing right because you fear consequences
-the area between these poles

What is it to be moral anyway…

Things I should do tomorrow

Get inoculations
Not worry about my final transcript
Turn in job application for Barns & noble

In other news, I was a finalist in a schoalrship I applied for, so I recived a $100 award.

"The light bark of my genius lifts the sail..."

1. My uncle once: did something. I have no memory of him.
2. Never in my life: have I had a pet.
3. When I was five: a girl was my best friend. (As far as I remember)
4. High School was/is: four years of learning how to live in a paperwork world.
5. I will never forget: feelings.
6. I once met: a person who went through A LOT. (what can you do with Israeli medicine and suicide bombings?)
7. There's this girl I know who: You don't want to know what I just wrote and erased.
8. Once, at a bar: I saw some drunk Englishmen
9. By noon I'm usually: Awake.
10. Last night: I felt depressed.
11. If I only had: more time...
12. Next time I go to church: will have nothing to do with religion.
13. Terry Schiavo: was DEAD all that time you dumb bible freaks!!!
15. When I turn my head left, I see: a doorway.
16. When I turn my head right, I see: a window. Green trees outside.
18. Does someone need me to teach them how to count? Tell me, because I have nothing better to do.
19. If I was a character written by Shakespeare: umm... methinks Mercutio...
20. By this time next year: I'll probably be thinking about transfer applications...
21. A better name for me would be: There is no better name
22. I have a hard time understanding: people
23. If I ever go back to school I'll: do something
24. You know I like you if: You are not hostile towards me
25. If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be: Myself
26. Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: Heard of two, the rest are a blank
27. Take my advice: Do not look at the human race through a microscope
28. My ideal breakfast is: pankakes, sauseg, bacon, Pineapple orange bannana juice.
29. A song I love, but do not have is: The opening song from creast of the stars.
30. If you visit my hometown, I suggest: Going to Cosi's
31. Tulips, character flaws, microchips & track stars: Soon microchips will be in everything
32. Why won't anyone: give me money
33. If you spend the night at my house: we can watch some japanese movies
34. I'd stop my wedding for: that special girl...
35. The world could do without: california.
36. I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: kill someone
37. My favorite blonde is: Robin
38. Paper clips are more useful than: dust
39. If I do anything well, it's: obbsess
40. And by the way: I need help
41. The last time I was drunk, I: was in England, I may have said Do not think, gentlemen. I am drunk: this is my
ancient; this is my right hand, and this is my left:
I am not drunk now; I can stand well enough, and
speak well enough, and I saw the prince of wales from behind a bush
42. Money is: Power and a means to an end.

Mars need Women and I need a lady...

The color my wall has been painted.
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My bed before it collapsed.
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In other news, the Wesley Dollar has risen in value do to a massive influx of graduation cash in the amount of $220.
And now, the question:

If you could make any changes to the American Constitution, what would they be?

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In other news: I am trying to apply to Barnes & Noble and I checked out some books form the library today.

For June 10th, I am Wesley Young.

The six paradoxes of communism:

Everyone has a job, but no one actually does any work.
No one actually does any work, but production targets are always reached.
Production targets are always reached, but the shops are always empty.
The shops are always empty, but everyone has all they need.
Everyone has all they need, but no one is happy.
No one is happy, but they always vote the Communists back in.

If Robin Hood were around today, would he be a socalist.

If you have not seen the Charlie Chaplin film “The Great Dictator,” then see it as soon as possible. The film is a thinly veiled spoof on the Nazi regime, after the war Chaplin stated that he would not have been able to make such jokes about the Nazi regime had he known about the actual extent of the pogrom. If you are still not convinced then look at some of these wonderful lines from the film.

Adenoid Hynkel: How wonderful! Tomania, a nation of blue-eyed blondes.
Garbitsch: Why not a blonde Europe, Asia, America?
Adenoid Hynkel: Blonde world...
Garbitsch: And a brunette dictator.
Adenoid Hynkel: Dictator of the world!

Garbitsch: Corona Veniet Delectis, victory shall come to the worthy. Today, democracy, liberty and equality are words to fool the people. No nation can progress with such ideas. They stand in the way of action. Therefore, we totally abolish them. In the future, each man will serve the infest of the state with absolute obedience. Let him who refuses beware! The rights of citizenship will be taken away from all Jews and not-Aryans. They are inferior and therefore enemies of the state. It is the duty of all true Aryans to hate and despise them. Therefore this nation is annexed to the Tomanian Empire, and the people of this nation will obey the laws bestowed on us by our great leader, the Dictator of Tomania, the conqueror of Osterlich, the future Emperor of the World!

Note: Garbitsch = Goebbels, Adenoid Hynkel = Adolf Hitler, Tomanian = Germany, Osterlich = Austria

How long do I last in bed? by DesideroAmor
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In other news, graduation is next week and all of my relatives are wondering if they can come. Meanwhile I am rather bored and I wish I had some sort of responsibility.

"end scene"

Three web comics!


First up, a lawyer being completely honest: http://www.ubersoft.net/d/19981216.html

a capitalist (if you do not know, the “dark lord” is dressed as a Nazgul in glasses and he is a demon): http://www.ubersoft.net/d/19990201.html

and a Scam: http://www.ubersoft.net/d/19961121.html