Half-crazed · ramblings

Voltaire, Philosophical Dictionary: http://oll.libertyfund.org/ToC/0370.php

Analysis of the Personality of Adolph Hitler: With Predictions of His Future Behavior and Suggestions
for Dealing with Him Now and After Germany's Surrender; http://www.lawschool.cornell.edu/library/donovan/hitler/

Read and behold a tale written by that master story teller Harlan Ellison. Called “I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream,” it is about a group of five people who are slaves to a sentient, almost god-like computer that killed the rest of the human race and now takes eternal vengeance upon these poor souls for the fact that the human race allowed it to be born in the first place. It tortures these people by killing them in horrible ways and them brining them back to life. It has destroyed them in physical and mental ways. The final solution to this hell is interesting...

http://www.scifi.com/scifiction/classics/classics_archive/ellison/ellison1.html

"cogito ergo sum" (there is a reason why this is appropriate)

Today marks the 75th anniversary of the Smoot-Hawley Tariff Act which led to the collapse of world trade. Our congress enacted a great wall of tariffs that, in accordance with reciprocity, led every other nation to do the same. This law is an eternal lesson that we should be mindful of enacting tariffs. When every economist across the nation is telling you that something is a bad idea, it would be wise to listen to them. This bill that was meant to help the American farm industry, led to its downfall.

I have gone on a sausage kick as of late. Polish sausage, Bratwurst, knockwurst, ect. In related news my Pater is talking me to a European restaurant tomorrow before we go see Batman begins.

Thus ends a pointless post…

Three types of morality (the list may not be complete)

-doing right because you know it to be right
-doing right because you fear consequences
-the area between these poles

What is it to be moral anyway…

Things I should do tomorrow

Get inoculations
Not worry about my final transcript
Turn in job application for Barns & noble

In other news, I was a finalist in a schoalrship I applied for, so I recived a $100 award.

"The light bark of my genius lifts the sail..."

1. My uncle once: did something. I have no memory of him.
2. Never in my life: have I had a pet.
3. When I was five: a girl was my best friend. (As far as I remember)
4. High School was/is: four years of learning how to live in a paperwork world.
5. I will never forget: feelings.
6. I once met: a person who went through A LOT. (what can you do with Israeli medicine and suicide bombings?)
7. There's this girl I know who: You don't want to know what I just wrote and erased.
8. Once, at a bar: I saw some drunk Englishmen
9. By noon I'm usually: Awake.
10. Last night: I felt depressed.
11. If I only had: more time...
12. Next time I go to church: will have nothing to do with religion.
13. Terry Schiavo: was DEAD all that time you dumb bible freaks!!!
15. When I turn my head left, I see: a doorway.
16. When I turn my head right, I see: a window. Green trees outside.
18. Does someone need me to teach them how to count? Tell me, because I have nothing better to do.
19. If I was a character written by Shakespeare: umm... methinks Mercutio...
20. By this time next year: I'll probably be thinking about transfer applications...
21. A better name for me would be: There is no better name
22. I have a hard time understanding: people
23. If I ever go back to school I'll: do something
24. You know I like you if: You are not hostile towards me
25. If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be: Myself
26. Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: Heard of two, the rest are a blank
27. Take my advice: Do not look at the human race through a microscope
28. My ideal breakfast is: pankakes, sauseg, bacon, Pineapple orange bannana juice.
29. A song I love, but do not have is: The opening song from creast of the stars.
30. If you visit my hometown, I suggest: Going to Cosi's
31. Tulips, character flaws, microchips & track stars: Soon microchips will be in everything
32. Why won't anyone: give me money
33. If you spend the night at my house: we can watch some japanese movies
34. I'd stop my wedding for: that special girl...
35. The world could do without: california.
36. I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: kill someone
37. My favorite blonde is: Robin
38. Paper clips are more useful than: dust
39. If I do anything well, it's: obbsess
40. And by the way: I need help
41. The last time I was drunk, I: was in England, I may have said Do not think, gentlemen. I am drunk: this is my
ancient; this is my right hand, and this is my left:
I am not drunk now; I can stand well enough, and
speak well enough, and I saw the prince of wales from behind a bush
42. Money is: Power and a means to an end.

Mars need Women and I need a lady...